FWD mail: Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN
BOY

To get to the
other side.





PLATO

For the greater
good.





ARISTOTLE



It is the
nature of chickens to cross roads.





KARL
MARX

It was a
historical inevitability.





TIMOTHY
LEARY

Because that's the
only trip the establishment would let it
take.





CAPTAIN JAMES T.
KIRK

To boldly go where
no chicken has gone before.





HIPPOCRATES



Because of an
excess of phlegm in its pancreas.





MARTIN LUTHER KING,
JR.

I envision a world
where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into
question.













MOSES

And God came down
from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing..







RICHARD M.
NIXON

The chicken did
not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT
cross the road.





MACHIAVELLI

The point is that
the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The
end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
there was.





BILL
GATES

The newly released
Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your account.







DARWIN

Chickens, over
great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now
genetically disposed to cross
roads.





EINSTEIN

Whether the
chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
and
relativity.





GEORGE
BUSH

We are committed
to establishing a democracy where chickens freely
cross roads without oppression from terrorist
organizations.





Azharuddin



I am totally
innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the
minority..... . I neither know the chicken nor the
road, you know....





George
Fernandes

I am deeply hurt that
this question is being asked after my 40 clean
years of public life. I don't own a house, or a
car, leave alone a chicken !!!





Mulayam

I demand a 50%
reservation of the road for the chicken class, so
that they can cross the road freely without their
motives being
questioned





ARJUN
SINGH

Our policy will
ensure the development of socially underprivileged
chickens so that they can also cross roads.







Abdul
Kalam

Yes, why did the chickens cross the road?
.. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to
the other side of the road... now repeat after me
...





Advani

I see a Pakistani hand
in this ...





Vatal
Nagaraj

No Tamil or outside
chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our
roads are meant only for Kannadiga
chickens!.









Bal
Thackarey

Chickens crossing the
roads is against our culture, my followers will
stone all such chickens which cross the
road.





Jayalalithaa


From reliable sources I've got the
information that the chicken belongs to
Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the
road to create law & order problems. The
chicken has now been imprisoned under
POTA..





Amitabh
Bachhan

The chicken has crossed
the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really
sure...





Venkaiah
Naidu



"We are
sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross
the road. It is a conspiracy by the congress. The
poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this
whole issue"





Prakash
Karat

We are adopting a wait
and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of
the third front today. We will decide the future
course of action after the chicken comes
back..





Maneka
Gandhi

Chicken crossed the road
alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we
would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban
all vehicles from using the road. Protect our
chickens...